Johannes Lichtman provides us with the very funny “On Teaching Mandatory Harassment Seminars in Visalia,” our web exclusive for February. We advise that you read it now. Then come back and take a look at our Q&A with Jo.
ASF: Tell us a little bit about the genesis of the story. Where did the idea for the piece come from and what process did it go through to get here?
JL: The inspiration came from the harassment seminar that all the TAs at UNC Wilmington have to take. As soon as the course started, I began taking notes, not because I thought the test was going to be particularly challenging (I think I got one question wrong—I didn’t realize you could harass someone via screensaver), but because the course content was kind of blowing my mind. “People are inherently different from one another.” “Generally speaking, people do not like being ridiculed for the differences which they cannot control.” I think the most memorable part was a skit where a guy put Christmas decorations all over his Jewish coworker’s cubicle—you know, for fun. Apparently that’s harassment.
By the time I was done, I think I had a three page list of quotes and ideas. Maybe a week or so later, I wrote “On Teaching Mandatory Harassment Seminars in Visalia” in one really fun sitting. After some astute readers told me to stop being such a snarky S.O.B., I changed a couple details and then harassed your magazine until you printed it.
ASF: The format of the story is really unique. What influenced the piece? What were you reading when you were working on it?
JL: There’s probably another writer whose organizational structure influenced this story (read: I definitely cribbed this), but I’m not sure who. It was meant to look like an outline that you might prepare for a lecture.
I wrote the story in late October, and at the time I think I was reading Ben Fountain’s Brief Encounters with Che Guevara and The Collected Stories of Leonard Michaels. I can’t really say how either of books influenced my story, except that they’re both wonderful pieces of writing that made me want to pick up a pen and try to scribble something down. I highly recommend Ben Fountain’s book to anyone who is a fan of writing or reading or, you
know, life.
ASF: What are you working on now?
JL: I’m working on this series of stories titled, “On (Something).” We’ll see how long that lasts. The latest from the “On (Something)” Series include: “On Reading Montaigne at the 21st Street Clinic” and “On the Challenges of Being a Womanizer.” They’re currently sitting with two very important people in my life (read: people who for some reason agree to read my work without being contractually obligated to do so)—Wendy Brenner and Jeremy Hawkins—and
I’m eagerly awaiting their feedback, perhaps unconsciously hoping that dropping their names will inject some superhuman editorial magic into their already brilliant minds.
Oh, and the Visalia part of the story came from the movie Bull Durham. Maybe you can watch it and explain to me how that relates to my piece. I’m undecided.
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Johannes Lichtman is pursuing his MFA in fiction at UNC Wilmington. “On Teaching Mandatory Harassment Seminars in Visalia” is his first published story.